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<random> Ash (Bruce Campbell): Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? --Army of Darkness @@@ Tank (Marcus Chong): So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo (Keanu Reeves): Guns. Lots of guns. --The Matrix @@@ Captain Danny Walker (Josh Hartnett): We've got broomsticks for tailguns! Captain Rafe McCawley (Ben Affleck): Maybe it'll scare 'em. --Pearl Harbor @@@ Staff Sergeant Matt Eversmann (Josh Hartnett): Conserve your ammo, only shoot at what you can hit. --Black Hawk Down @@@ Lieutenant Pete "Maverick" Mitchell (Tom Cruise): Too close for missiles, switching to guns! --Top Gun @@@ Captain Mike Steele (Jason Isaacs): Anyone comes through this door, you give 'em one in the head and two in the chest, got it? --Black Hawk Down @@@ Ash (Bruce Campbell): Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. --Army of Darkness @@@ U.S. Deputy Marshal Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones): Noticed on the boat you finally went with the Glock. Agent John Royce (Robert Downey Jr.): Yeah, Glock .40, just like yours. --U.S. Marshals @@@ Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Say hello to my little friend! --Scarface @@@ Jericho Cane (Arnold Schwarzenegger): Between your faith and my Glock 9mm, I take my Glock. --End of Days @@@ The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): 12-gauge autoloader. Pawn Shop Clerk (Dick Miller): That's Italian. It can go pump, or auto. The Terminator: The .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting. Pawn Shop Clerk: These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else? The Terminator: Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range. Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal. --The Terminator The Terminator: Uzi 9mm. Pawn Shop Clerk: You know your weapons, buddy! Any of these is ideal for home defense. So...which will it be? The Terminator: All. Pawn Shop Clerk: I may close early today. @@@ Cop (Rick Gomez): You eyeballing my piece, 50 Cent? You wanna go? Make something happen. Do it. 'Cause I promise you I will bust you up. Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf): Are you on drugs? --Transformers @@@ Billy Clanton (Thomas Haden Church): Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer): I have two guns, one for each of ya. --Tombstone @@@ Mr. White (Harvey Keitel): If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. if you shoot this man, you die next. --Reservoir Dogs @@@ Eddie (Nick Moran): They're armed. Soap (Dexter Fletcher): What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what? Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! --Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels @@@ Dog (Frank Harper): What the fuck is that? Mickey (Ronnie Fox): It's me Bren Gun. Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical? --Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels @@@ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. --Full Metal Jacket @@@ Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence (Vincent D'Onofrio): Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket. --Full Metal Jacket @@@ Jules (Samuel L. Jackson): We should have shotguns for this kind of deal. --Pulp Fiction @@@ Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway (Clint Eastwood): This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. --Heartbreak Ridge @@@ Dwight (Clive Owen): (narrating) Where to fight counts for a lot... Manute (Michael Clarke Duncan): Cute trick, McCarthy... but it will do you no good... Dwight: But there's nothing like having your friends show up... With lotsa guns... --Sin City @@@ Lt. 2nd Grade Greg Velasquez (Reg E. Cathey): Suspects appear to be wearing tactical clothing and have automatic weapons. --S.W.A.T. @@@ Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage): Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9-pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure: No one was lining up to buy their cars. --Lord of War @@@ Hicks (Michael Biehn): I like to keep this handy... for close encounters. --Aliens @@@ Dominic (Rupert Graves): What do you think will happen? Finch (Stephen Rea): What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people with guns. --V for Vendetta @@@ William Munny (Clint Eastwood): I see you still have that Spencer rifle. Ned Logan (Morgan Freeman): Yeah... And I can still knock the eye off a bird flyin' too. --Unforgiven @@@ Garrett Lawton (Donald Sutherland): Guns, guns, guns, wheee! --Hollow Point @@@ Joe/The Man With No Name (Clint Eastwood): When a man with a .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot. --A Fistful of Dollars @@@ Frank Castle (Thomas Jane): Your 1911 Colts, you've done something to them. Frank Castle Sr. (Roy Scheider): Yeah, I bored the chambers, customized the triggers, and added some compensators. They used to be pretty good; now they're nail drivers. --The Punisher (2004) @@@ Det. Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question; "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? --Dirty Harry @@@ Superintendent Pang (Philip Chan): Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God! --Hard Boiled @@@ Bullet Tooth Tony (Vinnie Jones): So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written down the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now...fuck off! --Snatch @@@ Ah Jong (Chow Yun-Fat): Easy to pick up, hard to put down. --The Killer @@@ U.S. Deputy Marshal Sam Gerard (Tommy Lee Jones): Get rid of that nickel plated sissy-pistol, and get yourself a Glock. --U.S. Marshals @@@ Shane (Alan Ladd): A gun is a tool Marion; no better or worse than the man who uses it. --Shane @@@ Little Bill Dagget (Gene Hackman): Well, sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch! You just shot an unarmed man! William Munny (Clint Eastwood): Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend. --Unforgiven @@@ Lucky Ned Pepper (Robert Duvall): What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall? Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne): I mean to kill you in one minute, Ned. Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be? Lucky Ned Pepper: I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. Rooster Cogburn: Fill your hands, you son of a bitch! --True Grit @@@ Rooster Cogburn (John Wayne): Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same. See, doesn't pay any attention to me. (shoots the rat). Chen Lee (H.W. Gim): Outside is place for shooting! Rooster Cogburn: I'm serving some papers. --True Grit @@@ Alexa "Lex" Woods (Sanaa Lathan): Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life. Adele Rousseau (Agathe De La Boulaye ): I don't plan on using it. Alexa "Lex" Woods: Then why bring it? Adele Rousseau: Same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it, than need one and not have it. --Alien vs. Predator @@@ Josey Wales (Clint Eastwood): Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? --The Outlaw Josey Wales @@@ Insp. Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here. Crook: Who's "we", sucka? Insp. Harry Callahan: Smith and Wesson... and me. --Sudden Impact @@@ Gorman (William Hope): Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody. Hudson (Bill Paxton): What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language? --Aliens @@@ Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta): I'm sorry I lied to you Marge, but this gun had a hold on me. I felt this incredible surge of power, like God must feel when he's holding a gun. --The Simpsons @@@ Mr. Bill Hertz (Paul Giamatti): Come on Smith, guns don't kill people -- but they sure help. --Shoot 'Em Up @@@ Mr. Smith (Clive Owen): Aren't guns just fucking great, Hammerson? --Shoot 'Em Up @@@ Hammerson (Stephen McHattie): You know, Hertz, people love guns because America is a land of opportunity where a poor man can become rich and a pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand. Mr. Bill Hertz (Paul Giamatti): Oh no sir, no, no I am not. I am a tough guy with a pussy in my hand. --Shoot 'Em Up </random>