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<random> Ash (Bruce Campbell): Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? --Army of Darkness @@@ Tank (Marcus Chong): So what do you need? Besides a miracle. Neo (Keanu Reeves): Guns. Lots of guns. --The Matrix @@@ Ash (Bruce Campbell): Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun. --Army of Darkness @@@ Tony Montana (Al Pacino): Say hello to my little friend! --Scarface @@@ The Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger): The .45 Long Slide, with laser sighting. Pawn Shop Clerk (Dick Miller): These are brand new; we just got them in. That's a good gun. Just touch the trigger, the beam comes on and you put the red dot where you want the bullet to go. You can't miss. Anything else? The Terminator: Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range. Pawn Shop Clerk: Hey, just what you see, pal. --The Terminator @@@ Billy Clanton (Thomas Haden Church): Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer): I have two guns, one for each of ya. --Tombstone @@@ Mr. White (Harvey Keitel): If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. if you shoot this man, you die next. --Reservoir Dogs @@@ Eddie (Nick Moran): Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit! --Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels @@@ Dog (Frank Harper): What the fuck is that? Mickey (Ronnie Fox): It's me Bren Gun. Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical? --Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels @@@ Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey): The deadliest weapon in the world is a marine and his rifle. --Full Metal Jacket @@@ Private Leonard "Gomer Pyle" Lawrence (Vincent D'Onofrio): Seven-six-two millimeter. Full. Metal. Jacket. --Full Metal Jacket @@@ Jules (Samuel L. Jackson): We should have shotguns for this kind of deal. --Pulp Fiction @@@ Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage): Oh, a new MP5, would you like a silencer for that? -- Lord of War @@@ Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway (Clint Eastwood): This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. --Heartbreak Ridge @@@ Manute (Michael Clarke Duncan): Cute trick, McCarthy... but it will do you no good... Dwight (Clive Owen): But there's nothing like having your friends show up... With lotsa guns... --Sin City @@@ Lt. 2nd Grade Greg Velasquez (Reg E. Cathey): Suspects appear to be wearing tactical clothing and have automatic weapons. --S.W.A.T. @@@ Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage): Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars. --Lord of War @@@ Hicks (Michael Biehn): I like to keep this handy... for close encounters. --Aliens @@@ Hicks (Michael Biehn): Eat this! --Aliens @@@ Dominic (Rupert Graves): What do you think will happen? Finch (Stephen Rea): What usually happens when people without guns stand up to people with guns. --V for Vendetta @@@ William Munny (Clint Eastwood): I see you still have that Spencer rifle. Ned Logan (Morgan Freeman): Yeah... And I can still knock the eye off a bird flyin' too. --Unforgiven @@@ Garrett Lawton (Donald Sutherland): Guns, guns, guns, wheee! --Hollow Point @@@ Joe/The Man With No Name (Clint Eastwood): When a man with .45 meets a man with a rifle, you said, the man with a pistol's a dead man. Let's see if that's true. Go ahead, load up and shoot. --A Fistful of Dollars @@@ Frank Castle (Thomas Jane): Your 1911 Colts, you've done something to them. Frank Castle Sr. (Roy Scheider): Yeah, I bored the chambers, customized the triggers, and added some compensators. They used to be pretty good; now their nail drivers. --The Punisher (2004) @@@ Det. Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood): I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question; "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk? --Dirty Harry @@@ Superintendant Pang (Philip Chan): Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God! --Hard Boiled </random>