Postal 4: No Regerts

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Postal 4: No Regerts Release Date: 2019 (Early Access) 2022 (full release) Developer: Running With Scissors Publisher: Running With Scissors Series: Postal Genre: First-Person Shooter

Postal 4: No Regerts (sic) is a 2019 satirical first-person shooter developed and published by Running With Scissors. It is a direct sequel to Postal 2, ignoring the events of the critically and fan-panned Postal III.

Following the destruction of his hometown, the Postal Dude and his dog find themselves stranded in the town of Edensin, Arizona after their car is stolen. Much like Postal 2, the game is divided into several days, where players must complete errands and jobs daily in an attempt to get the Postal Dude's car back.

The following weapons appear in the video game Postal 4: No Regerts:

Handguns

Desert Eagle Mark XIX

The Desert Eagle Mark XIX returns as the "Pistol" and functions similarly to its Postal 2 counterpart. It has a 7-round capacity, correct for the model in-game.

IMI Desert Eagle Mark XIX - .50AE

Pistol HUD icon.

The Desert Eagle as seen in the inventory.

The Dude pulls out his Desert Eagle at the back of a fire station; unlike Postal 2, there is no slide releasing when readying the weapon, nor is there a physics-defying automatically locking slide when holstering.

Holding the pistol; also unlike 2, the hammer is now properly cocked.

Performing a magdump on the backdoor; note the modeled round being chambered.

Magazine emptied, a reload is warranted; the first step is apparently not pulling out the magazine (the Dude simply mimes pulling out the magazine) along with making a round spontaneously appear in the chamber.

The second step is inserting in a magazine that apparently lacks the spring and follower, as the rounds (visible through the side window) are stacked all the way to the bottom. The Dude also demonstrates some legitimately appalling trigger discipline.

This is finished off with a tug of the slide, somehow not causing a double feed in the process.

SIG-Sauer P250 Compact

Introduced in the "The Cure" update, the SIG-Sauer P250 appears in-game as the "P350". It is one of the few weapons to not have appeared or have an equivalent in any previous Postal game.

SIG-Sauer P250 Compact - 9x19mm Parabellum.

P350 HUD icon.

The P250 in the inventory; for some reason, it lacks a description.

Official render of the P250. Note that it is marked as a "P350".

Smith & Wesson 629 Stealth Hunter

The Smith & Wesson Model 629 Stealth Hunter appears in-game as the "Revolver" and functions not unlike its Postal 2: Paradise Lost counterpart. It has an incorrect 7-round cylinder.

Smith & Wesson 629 Stealth Hunter - 44 Magnum

Revolver HUD icon.

The M629 in the inventory.

Shotguns

Fabarm Martial Pro Forces

The Fabarm Martial Pro Forces appears as the "Shotgun". It has an 8-round capacity, three rounds higher than its modeled magazine tube.

Fabarm Martial Pro Forces 14" - 12 gauge

The Shotgun HUD icon.

The Fabarm's HUD Icon in the inventory entry.

Getting bored of just looking at the inventory entry, the Dude pulls out his Fabarm.

Holding the weapon; note that it has a rather odd green receiver.

Aiming down the iron sights.

Firing the weapon...

...and racking the pump, this time with the Dude's hand actually touching the pump handle.

Inserting in some shells. The Dude never actually reaches for new shells; instead, he simply materializes one into his hand.

Chambering a round.

"The Fournicator"

A fictional quad-barreled shotgun known as "The Fournicator" was added in the "Dream of Scooter Fournication" update, and its model being updated in the "The Cure" update. It holds an appropriate 4 shells and has two firing modes: the first firing one barrel at a time, and the second firing all four barrels.

The Fournicator HUD icon in the inventory.

Official render of the Fournicator's "The Cure" model.

Submachine Guns

Ingram MAC-10

Added in the "Tuesday" update, the Ingram MAC-10 appears in-game as the "Ingram". It feeds from a slightly extended magazine that apparently holds 50 rounds in-game. While under the effects of catnip, the Postal Dude will "reload" the MAC-10 by simply throwing it away, and pulling out another one that is readily loaded.

Ingram MAC-10 - 9x19mm Parabellum

The Ingram HUD icon.

Official render of the MAC-10. The markings say "INGRAM MINI SMG" "9X19 MM" and "RWS0010069", along with some rather nonsensical fire selector markings.

Rifles

AKM

The AKM appears in-game as the "AK", and is the standard automatic weapon in the game. Its presence may be a reference to a CNN report on the original Postal, where a silhouette of an M16 was described as the "unmistakable image of an AK-47 rifle". It received a new model in the "Thursday" update.

AKM - 7.62x39mm

AKM HUD icon.

The AKM HUD Icon in the inventory.

Official render of the "Thursday" model of the AKM.

M16A4

The M16A4 was added in the "Tuesday" update and is referred to as the "M16". It has an incorrect 35-round capacity and has a higher rate of fire and more controllable recoil than the AKM, but has a seperate ammo type and deals less damage. Of note is that when it was first added, it had two front sights.

FN M16A4 - 5.56x45mm NATO

The M16 HUD icon.

Sako 85

The Sako 85 was added in the "Thursday" update as the "Hunting Rifle".

Sako 85 Hunter - .308 Winchester

The Hunting Rifle HUD icon.

Official render of the Sako 85; when viewed at full-size, the marking "SAKO 85 L" can be seen on the buttplate.

Machine Gun

M60E3

An M60E3 with a Mk 43 Mod 1 handguard is featured in the game, and is usable by the player unlike the M60 in Postal III. The M60E4 in-game contains RIS mounts similar those on the Mk 43 Mod 0/1 variant of the M60E4. Interestingly, while the in-game MG feeds from a 100-round belt box, the text on it reads "200 CARTRIDGES 72MM"

M60E3 - 7.62x51mm NATO

Mk 43 Mod 1 - 7.62x51mm NATO

The Machine Gun HUD icon

Official render of the M60E4.

Other

Orion Flare Gun

The Orion Flare Gun was added in the "Frames, flares and feet" update, and is known simply as the "Flare Gun". While the player is under effect of catnip, the Postal Dude will reload the flare gun by cramming a live flare through its muzzle.

Orion Flare Gun - 12 Gauge

The Flare Gun HUD icon.

The Flare Gun in the inventory.

Mk 2 Hand Granade

The Mk 2 hand grenade appears in-game as the "Grenade".

RG-42 Hand Grenade

Unusable Weapons

Remington 870 Police Folder

The Remington 870 Police Folder appears in the intro cinematic during a scene depicting the Dude during the battle with Krotchy.

Remington 870 Police Folder with Stock Folded - 12 gauge

The Remington 870 Police Folder has its only appearance in the hands of the Postal Dude.

Saab Bofors Dynamics AT4

A low-detail and somewhat stylized Saab Bofors Dynamics AT4 can be seen in the hands of Krotchy during the aforementioned cinematic.

Saab Bofors Dynamics AT4 - 88mm

Krotchy aims the AT4 at the Dude.