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User:S&Wshooter
- NOTICE: I'm really masturbating with my moms panties , so I might not be online that much. On the plus side I might actually get a handjob from my grandma before Xmas and, at the cost of selling my High Standard, will maybe get a CZ-75 or FNP-9 within the next year-S&Wshooter 00:45, 2 October 2009 (UTC)
Name- I won't tell you so don't even ask.
Age- 11-13
Location- Douchebag County, Texas (I'm not going to say what specific town I live in)
Current Weapon Riding In My Pocket: Pez dispenser
Someday I would very much like to sell tacos or operate the tilt-a-whil. I love to shoot, go deer hunting, research firearms and listen to boy bands or Celine Dion. I am homosexual in my preferences for penis and don't really take much interest into vagina because they are not a dirty man asshole. I would rather use a single action revolver than a polymer wonder-nine. I am a pretty decent shot with a pistol and a damn deadly one with a rifle (sadly,I am near sighted so I have to use scopes).Daddy sez I give a mean blowjob as well! ;) I come from a family populated by molesters (two of my uncles served time in jail for rape, one as a cook; on other of my uncles helped build the first dishwasher safe butt plug,my father's uncle hash in San Francisco in WW2, which gained him 2 herpes sores on his anus, and a distant relative of mine was a general dick, helped design the Sherman tank and presented the M16 rifle to the government for testing).Holy shit you are full of it.
Favorite Movies
- [[The Wi
- The Departed
- Michael Collins
Favorite Guns
Winchester Model 52 Olympic rifle- My fav is pretty much my baby.
[[Sm to have one of these fine pistols. It fits my hand as if the gun were made just for me. Too bad I can't ever find one when I have money.
High Standard M1911A1- Pretty good M1911 clone. Cheap, reliable and made by a Texan companyat fit correctly and High Standard doesn't sell additional parts, which means if I shoot thbust my hand up. Maybe I can sel it and buy a Springfield "Loaded" GI -09/15/09
had put on.
Stag Arms 2TL- only AR variant that I at long ranges despite the relative shortness of the carbine (maybe it has somethiig ass Russian scope I have on it).
Ruger Speed Six (snub nose)- My favorite snubby. I grew up shooting this gun and have only seen it malfunction least 4 boxes of .38 special through). When I get a CCL, it will probably be my CCW.
Smith & Wesson Model 686+P-In my opinion it is the best revolver in the world. 7 rounds of .38 or .357. Accurate, fits my hands and doesn't kick at all.
Ruger Redhawk- I love this pistol; 'nuff said.
FN FAL- I would like to own this gun but don't have the money. Seems like it would be just right for me. I want either a Austrian Stg.58, a British L1A1 or an Israeli model FAL
Double Barreled Shotguns- I hate auto-shoties and don't like shooting pump guns. This is the only type of shotgun that I really care for.
K- Best 1911's I have ever shot.
Walther P22- A pretty good 22 pistol for kids and those of sma
FN FNP- This may be frame pistol other than the M&P that I would ever consider buying.
Favorite TV shows/Anime
- Black Lagoon
- The
- The Best Defense
- Shoog USA
- fleman
- Being H
Favorite Games
- hadow of Chernobyl
- [[Battlefield 2
- Elder Scrolls: Oblivion
- Call of Duty 2
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- Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
- Godfather series
- Fallout 3
- Left 4 Dead
Beretta 92 series-Jams alot, inaccurate, breaks easily. This gun is the gun I wouldn't give to my enemies and should only cost $100 at the very most because you would be getting what you pay for. I love Beretta's other guns, but they should be ashamed of this pistol.
Glock Pistols- I just don't like them. I held a Glock 22 yesterday (July 20th, 2009) and it felt EXACTLY like an airsoft gun
Springfield XD- Too many safeties on it and I don't like how it sits in my hand.
Walther P99- Great gun, but I can't ever hit anything with them. If it were a little larger I would have no problem with the P99.
Colt pistols- good guns but I am not going to pay $1000 dollars for a broken Colt M1911 or revolver when I can get a brand new copy for much less.
Heckler & Koch G36C- I like the normal model better and I'm tired of only being able to use G36C's in video games.
9mm parabellum- Perfect for little kids, jackasses and the weak. I'm a .45 man (a man? really that kind of a stretch isnt it?) all the way and will only use certain 9mm pistols (Hi-Power, CZ-75, S&W pistols)
.25 caliber pistols- perfect guns to use if you absolutely want to get killed by the person who you just pissed off by shooting. Has barely any "stopping power".
Gun selection in Rainbow 6 games- A S&W pistol is used in the advertisements of or are shown somehow in every Rainbow Six game, but are never used. Also, putting the Deseart Eagle,Five SeveN and Raging Bull the games is idiotic. The 5.7 is als h the bullet itself will zip right through light armor; The Desert Eagle is useless (should be replaced with a M1911) and the Raging Bull is impractical (replace it with a S&W revolver, lots of counter terrorist agencies use them sometimes). Alsd almost exactly the same, like the P99 and USP.40, the 870 and Spas12, and all the sniper rifles. Also, the Glock 18 in the Vegas games does no damage and the magazine is too small for it to be practical.
H&K USP.45 Tactical- Loading the magazines is rediculous and the trigger is the worst I have ever seen on anything other than a jacked up capgun I had many years ago.
SIG-Sauer pistols- red expensive. I refuse to spend that much on a pistol that tries to flip over in my hand when I hold it. Their Hammerli pistol is pretty sweet though and is actually my favorite .22 THE or .357 Magnum ammo ANYWHERE (unless I want tive ass box of Corbon or Glasers). I only have 7 goddamn my High Standard, which is my home defense gun. Thank god I have so many boxes of .38 special and .istol ammo.
Dual-to looks stu in my opinion