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Hebrew Hammer, The
The Hebrew Hammer is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles and Andy Dick. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka "The Hebrew Hammer", who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song) and former New York City mayor Ed Koch.
The following weapons were used in the film The Hebrew Hammer:
Beretta 92FS Inox
Mordechai Jefferson Carver (Adam Goldberg), aka "The Hebrew Hammer" carries what appears to be a Beretta 92FS Inox as his weapon of choice. Judging by the black controls, this handgun appears to be a replica, possibly a Reck Miami 92F.
Damian Clause (Andy Dick) and Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) carry Beretta 92FS pistols, Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel. These also are likely replicas.
Jamal (Tony Cox) pulls a Browning BDA out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa.
Desert Eagle Mark I
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the Desert Eagle Mark I.
Smith & Wesson 5946
Mordechai uses a pair of Smith & Wesson 5946 pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop. These pistols actually appear to be firing blanks.
Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) uses a Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters.
After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of Benelli M3 shotguns out of his coat. These shotguns also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these are likely airsoft replicas.
An elf appears to go for a Franchi SPAS-12 when the Hammer confronts them at the atomic clock.
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed MAC-10 submachine guns.
One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an AK-74 at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock.