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| − | + | [[Image:Hebrew hammer poster.jpg|thumb|right|301px|''The Hebrew Hammer'' (2003)]] | |
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| − | [[Image:Hebrew hammer poster.jpg|thumb|right| | + | '''''The Hebrew Hammer''''' is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring [[Adam Goldberg]], [[Judy Greer]], [[Mario Van Peebles]] and [[Andy Dick]]. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka "The Hebrew Hammer", who must stop the evil new Santa Claus ([[Andy Dick]]) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from ''Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song'') and former New York City mayor Ed Koch. |
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| + | {{Film Title|The Hebrew Hammer}} | ||
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| − | == Beretta Inox == | + | =Handguns= |
| − | + | == Beretta 92FS Inox == | |
| − | + | Mordechai Jefferson Carver ([[Adam Goldberg]]), aka "The Hebrew Hammer" carries what appears to be a [[Beretta 92FS Inox]] as his weapon of choice. Judging by the black controls, this handgun appears to be a replica, possibly a [[Beretta_92_pistol_series#Reck_Miami_92F|Reck Miami 92F]]. | |
| − | [[Image:Beretta-Inox.jpg|thumb|none| | + | [[Image:Beretta-Inox.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Beretta 92FS Inox 9mm]] |
| − | [[Image:Hammer threatens santa.JPG|thumb|none| | + | [[File:Reck miami 92F nickel.jpg|thumb|none|301px|Reck Miami 92F, nickel finish - 9mm P.A.K. blanks]] |
| − | [[Image:Hammer's Beretta.JPG|thumb| | + | [[Image:Hammer threatens santa.JPG|thumb|none|602px|Mordechai threatens Santa with his Beretta replica.]] |
| + | [[Image:Hammer's Beretta.JPG|thumb|600px|none|Another view of Mordechai's pistol.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HH_Inox_01.jpg|thumb|600px|none|Note the writing on the slide.]] | ||
| − | == | + | == Beretta 92FS == |
| − | + | Damian Clause ([[Andy Dick]]) and Tiny Tim ([[Sean Whalen]]) carry [[Beretta_92_series_pistols#Beretta_92F.2FFS|Beretta 92FS pistols]], Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel. These also are likely replicas. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:BerettaM92FS.jpg|thumb|300px|none|Beretta 92FS - 9x19mm]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Candy cane barrel.JPG|thumb|none|601px|Damian Clause ([[Andy Dick]]) with his holiday-decorated Beretta.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Santa threatens hammer.JPG|thumb|601px|none|Santa threatens Hammer with his holiday-decorated Beretta.]] |
| + | [[Image:Tiny time with beretta.JPG|thumb|601px|none|Tiny Tim ([[Sean Whalen]]) prepares to shoot Mordechai with his pistol.]] | ||
| − | == | + | == Browning BDA == |
| − | + | Jamal ([[Tony Cox]]) pulls a [[Browning BDA]] out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa. | |
| + | [[Image:Browning-BDA-9mm.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Browning BDA - 9x19mm]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Jamal gun.JPG|thumb|none|601px|Jamal ([[Tony Cox]]) pulls what appears to be a [[Browning BDA]].]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Jamal gun2.JPG|thumb|none|601px|Jamal with his pistol.]] | ||
| − | [[Image: | + | == Desert Eagle Mark I== |
| − | [[Image: | + | Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim ([[Mario Van Peebles]]) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the [[Desert_Eagle#Desert_Eagle_Mark_I|Desert Eagle Mark I]]. |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:MKIRight.jpg|thumb|300px|none|Magnum Research Desert Eagle MK I - .357 Magnum.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Mohomad desert eagle.JPG|601px|none|thumb|Mohammed at the North Pole armed with his Desert Eagle.]] |
| + | [[Image:Desert eagle 2.JPG|thumb|none|601px|Sideview of Mohammed's Desert Eagle that appears to have the old style safety lever.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HebrewH 139.jpg|601px|none|thumb|The Desert Eagle on the right.]] | ||
| − | == | + | == Smith & Wesson 5946 == |
| − | + | Mordechai uses a pair of [[Smith & Wesson 5946]] pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop. These pistols actually appear to be firing blanks. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:S&W5946.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Smith & Wesson 5946 - 9x19mm]] |
| + | [[Image:Hammer dual wields.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Mordechai dual-wields the Smith & Wesson pistols.]] | ||
| + | [[File:HebrewH 110.jpg|thumb|none|600px|The Hebrew Hammer prepares to fire his pistols. Note the lack of decockers and that the hammers are not visible.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Closeup.JPG|thumb|none|600px|Close up of Mordechai's pistols being fired. Note the muzzle flash, indicating these are actually blank-firing weapons. ]] | ||
| + | [[File:HebrewH 112.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Mordechai with his pistols.]] | ||
| − | == Smith & Wesson | + | ==Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose== |
| − | + | Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal ([[Judy Greer]]) uses a [[Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose]] throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters. | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Smith%26Wesson.jpg|thumb|none|300px|Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose (left side) - .357 Magnum.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Esther revolver.JPG|thumb|601px|none|Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal ([[Judy Greer]]) pulls her [[Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose]]. Note the adjustable sights.]] |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:Esther revolver2.JPG|thumb|601px|none|Esther's revolver is seen.]] |
| + | [[File:HebrewH 112.jpg|thumb|none|600px|Esther holds her revolver.]] | ||
| − | == | + | =Shotguns= |
| − | After walking into a Skinhead bar, | + | == Benelli M3 == |
| − | + | After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of [[Benelli_M_Series_Super_90_Shotguns#Benelli_M3|Benelli M3]] shotguns out of his coat. These shotguns also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these are likely airsoft replicas. | |
| − | + | [[Image:Benelli_M3_Super_90_Shorty.jpg|thumb|none|400px|Benelli M3 Super 90 Shorty - 12 Gauge]] | |
| − | + | [[Image:Hammer with two shotguns.jpg|thumb|none|601px|"Shabbat Shalom Mother**ckers!"]] | |
| − | [[Image: | + | [[Image:HH_shotguns_02.jpg|thumb|none|601px|A quick shot of one of the shotguns as Mordechai leaves the bar. (That's Melvin Van Peebles as Sweetback coming up on the right.)]] |
| − | + | [[Image:HH_shotguns_03.jpg|thumb|none|601px|One of the shotguns now held to Mordechai's head at the KLF headquarters.]] | |
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| + | ==Franchi SPAS-12== | ||
| + | An elf appears to go for a [[Franchi SPAS-12]] when the Hammer confronts them at the atomic clock. | ||
| + | [[Image:FSpas12orign.jpg|thumb|none|500px|Franchi SPAS-12 combat shotgun with stock removed – 12 gauge]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HH_AK74_01.jpg|thumb|none|601px|An elf goes for the shotgun on the left.]] | ||
| + | =Submachine Guns= | ||
== MAC-10 == | == MAC-10 == | ||
| − | A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of | + | A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed [[MAC-10]] submachine guns. |
| − | + | [[Image:IngramMAC10.jpg|thumb|300px|none|Ingram MAC-10 open bolt submachine gun - .45 ACP]] | |
| − | [[Image:IngramMAC10.jpg|thumb| | + | [[Image:Mac 10.JPG|none|thumb|601px|A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front holding a pair of suppressed [[MAC-10]] submachine guns.]] |
| − | [[Image:KLF.JPG|thumb|none| | + | [[Image:KLF.JPG|thumb|none|601px|The Kwanza Liberation Front at the Jewish Atomic Clock]] |
| − | == | + | =Rifles= |
| − | + | ==AK-74== | |
| − | [[Image: | + | One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an [[AK-74]] at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock. |
| + | [[Image:AK-74_NTW_12_92.jpg|thumb|none|400px|AK-74 - 5.45x39mm]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Kwanzaak.JPG|thumb|none|601px|A KLF member with her AK-74.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HH_AK74_02.jpg|thumb|none|601px|A more detailed shot of the same gun.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:HH_AK74_01.jpg|thumb|none|601px|An elf goes for an AK-74.]] | ||
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[[Category:Comedy]] | [[Category:Comedy]] | ||
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Revision as of 07:57, 4 November 2015
The Hebrew Hammer is a 2003 comedy and blaxploitation spoof written and directed by Jonathan Kesselman and starring Adam Goldberg, Judy Greer, Mario Van Peebles and Andy Dick. Goldberg stars in the film as Mordechai Jefferson Carver, aka "The Hebrew Hammer", who must stop the evil new Santa Claus (Andy Dick) from destroying Hanukkah. The film features cameos from Melvin Van Peebles (as his character from Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song) and former New York City mayor Ed Koch.
The following weapons were used in the film The Hebrew Hammer:
Handguns
Beretta 92FS Inox
Mordechai Jefferson Carver (Adam Goldberg), aka "The Hebrew Hammer" carries what appears to be a Beretta 92FS Inox as his weapon of choice. Judging by the black controls, this handgun appears to be a replica, possibly a Reck Miami 92F.
Beretta 92FS
Damian Clause (Andy Dick) and Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) carry Beretta 92FS pistols, Damian's with a custom candy cane striped barrel. These also are likely replicas.
Damian Clause (Andy Dick) with his holiday-decorated Beretta.
Tiny Tim (Sean Whalen) prepares to shoot Mordechai with his pistol.
Browning BDA
Jamal (Tony Cox) pulls a Browning BDA out of his coat when describing his hatred toward Santa.
Desert Eagle Mark I
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim (Mario Van Peebles) as well as other members of the Kwanza Liberation Front carry the Desert Eagle Mark I.
Smith & Wesson 5946
Mordechai uses a pair of Smith & Wesson 5946 pistols during the shootout with the elves in Israel before the coming of the Sabbath forces him to stop. These pistols actually appear to be firing blanks.
Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) uses a Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose throughout the film. A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front draws the same gun on Mordechai when he visits the KLF Headquarters.
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal (Judy Greer) pulls her Smith & Wesson Model 19 Snub Nose. Note the adjustable sights.
Shotguns
Benelli M3
After walking into a Skinhead bar, Mordechai pulls a pair of Benelli M3 shotguns out of his coat. These shotguns also show up when Mordechai goes to the Kwanzaa Liberation Front headquarters to meet Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim. Since they're never fired, these are likely airsoft replicas.
Franchi SPAS-12
An elf appears to go for a Franchi SPAS-12 when the Hammer confronts them at the atomic clock.
Submachine Guns
MAC-10
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front can be seen holding a pair of suppressed MAC-10 submachine guns.
A member of the Kwanza Liberation Front holding a pair of suppressed MAC-10 submachine guns.
Rifles
AK-74
One member of the KLF can be seen sitting on the couch holding an AK-74 at the groups Headquarters. Santa's elves also try to break some out when they defend themselves at the Jewish Atomic Clock.
